53 - The Fall
Holmes always makes it right, no matter what!
He always does it! Even though the fixing cost thrice the salary of the average person, but by golly he gets it done.
Actually I’ve always wondered how he produces so many shows. He often says “We’re gonna be here for months”.
and they are,
but I never seem to see any reruns
Don’t mess with Judge Sidon
The trials of the youths
The entirety of my paternal instinct consists of daydreaming about sitting my daughter/son/non-cis whatever/penguin down and saying “[Identifyer], let me tell you a story” or teaching them some kind of skill and them not being a total shit about the whole thing.
I don’t really want kids, I just want to lord over someone impressionable. Maybe I should open an orphanage or a 24 hour news channel…
The court is out of order, and only one Judge can fix it
I bought a drawing tablet. Here’s how it went:
“Man this is gonna be great I’m gonna draw everything so cool on my computer and its gonna look stupid cool and I’m gonna be famous and stuff”
“Wait – no.. do the.. thing dammit”
“I understand immediately why people go to school for graphic arts now”
Needless to say, you’ll be seeing my horrid hand drawings for some time to come.
In other news, I’m…
Another Happy Cat Story!
They always know
I had an interview today for a job I really want.
I wanted to post a comic about it, but I already have this week’s comics lined up.
Then I remembered that this is my world and I make the rules here.
And I feel saucy. Ohhh so saucy.
Wishes (sometimes) come true!
Do you have a minute to spare for the Occupational Health and Safety Act?
I’ve done this. Try it sometime! Walk up to an active job site and try to tell them that their jobsite is not safe.
Usually it goes something like this:
Contactor: “Who the hell are you”
Me: “Uh just a concerned guy who’s had some training”
Contractor: “So you’re not an inspector?”
Contractor: “Then piss off, we’re working here”
Hey, the rules say you have to try, not make a difference…