Happy Cat Stories #1
It’s my right
What do you think about on an idle afternoon
No one tries a rissoto… And lives!
It’s always nice to root for the cocky person to get kicked off the show
But recall the time you burnt the soup and tried to make it into a stew
But it tasted like a burnt shoe
But you ate it anyways as a reminder to yourself to not leave the stove on high then go watch TV
Just me then.
No, Boris. Part 2.
No, Boris. Part 1.
Tune in next time for the exciting conclusion of this true story
Except for Boris
That’s not even his real name
The Continuing Adventures of Judge Sidon
I freely admit that I know nothing about courts
Also, I was going to have the guy beat up the woman, but it was only kind of offensive this way rather than mostly offensive
Double standards are fun!
Also if you’re offended, please play mario kart with a significant other for a protracted period of time